What's Mallard raving about today?
So Howard Dean's campaign started with a leftwing comic's suggestion that he run?And Mallard questioning anyone's insanity is well, insane. I think he's talking about the scream, which I think was overplayed - I think the dems need someone with that sort of energy - maybe not to run, but to get us excited about the election.But no, Howard Dean's nuts, according to the "liberal media".
Yeah, nuts enough to have kicked Tinshley's party of choice's ass in 2006.I've never seen anything short of psycho online fan-fiction break the fourth wall (or possibly ignore it completely) in as deludedly self-aggrandizing a manner as regularly happens in Mallard. You could pretty much look up "delusions of grandeur" in the dictionary now, and there'd be a mug shot of a disgruntled ape with Nick Nolte Hair glaring back at you.
"Have you heard the one about Howard Dean? I think that guy's nuts!"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OH GOD SHUT UP.
Kinda like a Rease's bar.2 old jokes in one comic panel
Mallard sure is convinced the republicans need a black presidential candidate. Alan Keyes must be pissed.
Tinsley's just recycling his "Coburn for President" strips.http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20060324.jpg
I've been reading the archives since I was introduced to this site a few days back, and I have composed poetry in Mallard's honor.Ode To Mallard FillmoreOh "antidote" to DoonesburyWe lib'ruls are gettin' worriedBy your wit and cutting insightYour apt jibes make us run in frightYour use of faultless logic, tooCould make us change our whole world-viewWe've been brainwashed by lib'rul newsBeen denied any chance to chooseThe correct, right-wing things to thinkSpouted by a duck with a drinkSo now you've opened our blind eyesThank you Mallard, now please just dieReally, we mean it, just please dieYou crazy, cranky, ign'rant loonYou poorly drawn, drunken cartoonWho'd like a Fuhrer for a leaderAnd who writes stupid doggerel that shows a complete lack of understanding of the principles of rhythm or meterReally, can't you die?Really?So much depends ona red wheel barrowglazed with watercontaining a limp, lifeless duck wearing a tie.
As the resident conservative Republican who despises Mallard, Bush/Cheney and the neo-cons, let me add that Mr. Williams is probably very embarrassed by this bizarre gibberish, and if he's not, he damn well should be. If MF starts backing my man Ron Paul, then I'll be worried.
Reading Mallard Fillmore reminds me of children. Specifically, the ones who tell jokes that are so hysterical they can't even finish them, and when you finally get the punchline out, you are left more confused than you started. Like,Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?A:Because Scooby Doo ate the train!The biggest difference is that it's cute on a kid and not on an adult. This is of course once one removes the venom, immaturity, stupidity, and disconnection with people's opinion that Mallard demonstrates. Oops, there's no strip then!
Does anyone remember 1980?Judge Schmells: ...and I'm no slouch myself.Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short, Judge. Your a tremendous slouch.
This is the last guy Mallard endorsed:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Coburn#HomosexualityThat's Tinsley's idea of someone in their "right mind"? GET THERAPY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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