What's Mallard raving about today?
Indianapolis Colts, Peyton Manning, Commercials.
If you'd spend 10 seconds away from the TV each day, Mallard, you might not be so put out by Peyton Manning making money off his fame.
Or is that the problem? Are you simply jealous because no one wants you as their spokesman?
Take heart. I'm sure the phone will ring soon.
Advertising agencies are always looking for the next cranky right-wing spokesfowl. Especially those who spend all of their free time in front of the TV, clad in pajamas, eating generic purple snacks, and sitting in a gray blob.