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Saturday, November 03, 2007

Those damned Sasquatch

What's Mallard raving about today?

Sasquatch, Beef Jerky.

I have absolutely no idea what the hell Mallard is talking about. But I would say this tends to prove my point that, for a guy who constantly moans about the Entertainment Elite, Mallard watches way too much TV.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

the hell?

BillyWitchDoctor said...

Ohhhhhhhhh, no.

I love (most) of the "Messin' With Sasquatch" commercials (which can be watched online, either on the website or on YouTube, I'd imagine) in spite of their total pointlessness. (The plot every time: two idiots come across the legendary creature who is minding his own business; one bites into the product and decides to "mess with" said creature; creature gets punk'd; we glimpse the creature whaling the crap out of the idiot. It's pretty violent sometimes.)

WHAT THE F*** THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING IS BEYOND ME. Staring off in nothingness and ignoring the people around him, Mallard seems to have retreated into his own little Planet Mallard after ingesting the contents of his medicine cabinet. If this is supposed to be an indictment of Hollywood's other product, you've fumbled again, Tinman.

But yeah, after all that blather about Veronica Mars and now this? Tinny needs to get outside more often.

"Ahhhhhh! Natural sunlight! Get it off me!!"
--Barney Gumble, The Simpsons

BillyWitchDoctor said...

Uh oh, wait, I think I might get it now.

If this is going to lead into some "justification" for invading Iran, Mallard/Tinny better think a little longer about who's Sasquatch and who's the idiot who messes with him.

fbujxvs said...

Further evidence that Tinsley is basically going genuinely insane.

exanonymous said...

I just can't wait until the writer's strike starts going into effect. I have the feeling that not only will my television time be reduced to buying Dvds of shows I enjoyed in the past, Mallard's rants about obscure reality TV will go up.

Though I know this one is a commercial, it just goes to show his research includes watching television like a slob and googling for articles that agree with himself.

12xuser said...

Is that self-deprecating humor?

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MALLARD?

Kaitlyn said...

The person that reminds him that's it's only a commercial is supposed to be somebody but it looks like he's wandering down the street, blathering about commercials loudly enough for total strangers to approach him,

Still.

What?

GeoX said...

It's possible that that's meant to be Chantel, if Tinz's art has degenerated even further since last time.

NW said...

I think Chantel has joined Lyman from Garfield and Franklin from Peanuts in the forgotten comic strip characters hall of fame.