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Monday, November 26, 2007

That damned Hillary

What's Mallard raving about today?

Senator Clinton.

It's a measure of just how painful the past week has been that I'm actually kind of grateful to see Mallard getting back to what he does best: putting a bunch of incoherent ramblings next to a dreadful caricature of a Democratic personality.


BillyWitchDoctor said...

I do love how whiny the Neo-Cons get over a "planted question" (in fact, a suggested subject no one was required to touch), while not being concerned in the least about: (1) shills planted by the party into the White House Press Corps; (2) MSNBC cherry-picking nonsense out of public questions submitted for a debate, or (3) interviews with idiocy like the "diamonds or pearls" question.

Oh, right, I forgot: it's okay if you're Republican (rule excludes gay sex but not Soviet-style media manipulation).

Michael said...

Hillary has Down's syndrome?

fmjlikt said...


I mean, it's not a case of "I don't get it", it's a case of "this doesn't resonate on any known human frequency".

exanonymous said...

It's a tad better to waffle on an issue than take one the US population doesn't support and stick it out to the bitter end. If you take everything Mallard says to be true. Which obviously isn't, but just pretend, but only until you get a headache.

confused said...

I pretended for a while -- oddly my liver gave out. Head is fine, though.

Kaitlyn said...

I was looking at some of the archives here, and changed the date on the Chron website from 2/26/07 to 2/26/05.

Holy hell - talk about insulting!

And not to liberals or to the elite - just regular people.

Michael said...

You're right, Kaitlyn, that is insulting - not just to most people's sense of decency, but also their sense of humor.

BillyWitchDoctor said...

Well, as we've seen in the latest strip (11/27/07), Tinsley apparently hates/fears women as much as he hates/fears anyone else who isn't a white "Christian" Protestant American male with a drinking problem.

The penis-faces and penis-pencils and penis-necks and penis-whatevers are starting to make sense now...poor Tinny. He knows what'll happen if he comes out.

God, I feel sorry for Mrs. Tinny--if she indeed exists.