What's Mallard raving about today?
Complaining about leftovers? Seriously? Complaining about leftovers? You couldn't work Hillary into it somehow? What about liberal guilt over the treatment of Indians?
"Thanksgiving...the early days" involves Pilgrims and Indians, for Christ's sake.
Also, man and Pterodactyl (more correctly Pterosaur) are generally known to not have co-existed, since the Pterosaur is extinct by the end of the Cretaceous period, with no allowance made for the claims of those who believe the fossil record is there to test faith.
This is what happens when you take a perfectly-good straw liberal construct and try to use it for something general.