What's Mallard raving about today?
Television.
An obvious nominee for next year's Creepiest Unintentional Self-Revelation award, it appears that Mallard spends all day and night in front of his television. And yet still manages to complain about television with no hint of irony.
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...Elk hunting?
Other weird things about this strip:
(1) Tinny tried to be "artsy" with the lettering for a change, and there's evidence of effort. Still a complete mess, though; look at "Elk Hunting Melt Those" above "ABS!" (...Elk hunting?)
(2) Mallard's eyes. This is the same Mallard image Tinny's drawn God-knows-how-many times, and the pupils are just...bizarre, even for a nightmarish freak like Mallard. (Or Tinsley.) Is that what too much telly does to your eyes?
(3) Why does Tinny hate self-esteem? Oh, right, sour grapes, silly me. Evolution, video games, self-esteem: they destroyed the Roman Empire and they'll destroy us too!!!1
...Maybe "Donald Trump Elk Hunting?" I don't know--I don't follow celebrity gossip shows with the same fervor Tinny seems to.
Side note: Speaking of evolution...I wish it were possible to play Kick Ben Stein's Crotch. I could play that all day.
Mallard watches too much TV.
Moving on.
Memo to Bruce: televisions keep making those shows because fools like you watch them. Lazy fools outnumber rabid fans when it comes to viewership.
I gotta agree with billy here - Elk Hunting? WTF?
I always tell my kids that ignorance is never something to be proud of, but when it comes to daytime TV . . . .
...what, you people don't spend all your time watching the Elk Hunting Channel? ELITIST!!!11
There's an elk hunting channel?
I KNEW cable was going too far!
Will Tinsley to apply the same standard to something that matters, e.g. presidential debates?
"Flag Pins! YOUR MINISTER!! Putting your hand over your heart!!! ---- This just in: debates run by media hacks were invented solely to make those run by the League of Women Voters look good."
Not.Holding.Breath.
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