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Friday, March 02, 2012

That damned Cholesterol

What's Mallard raving about today?

NPR.

Seriously, why are we opposed to value judgement? Can't all media be like Rush Limbaugh and just call college girls sluts?

15 comments:

Tog said...

I have to confess, Badly-Drawn Car With Severe Suspension Problems is a welcome change from Duck Batch.

But it hasn't been so very long since Batshit was bawling because Stoopit Librlz were even talking about cholesterol, instead of just standing around the barbeque wolfing down burgers.

Those stoopit librlz! They want to force your kids to attend snob college!

dlauthor said...

Can't fault Bruce for not knowing what an undamaged car looks like.

Rootbeer said...

OH MY GOD A TALKING MELTING CAR

Kip W said...

It's a cheap toy car. Just the sort of thing a cheap toy cartoonist would drive.

MissD said...

Brucie - we don't expect you to understand anything that NPR broadcasts. But boy, did you ever figure us out! We're just narrow minded snobs who care about our cholesterol levels.
But here's my question for you - As the Original Post pointed out, why is Rush Limbaugh calling someone he disagrees with a slut and prostitute not a narrow minded value judgement.
This is exactly like your comics insisting Ed Kennedy had a drinking problem while refusing to acknowledge your own.

Steve-O said...

Well, how could Tinsley have known that Limbaugh was a raging mysoginistic windbag? Oh wait...

Anonymous said...

What's worse, paying for a law student to have sex for 3 years or paying for Rush's Viagra? I'm guessing at least fat Rush paid for his own prescription without foisting it off on the taxpayers.

Frank Stone said...

It's easy to pay for your own Viagra when you make 40 million dollars a year.

Bill the Splut said...

Yeah, Rush is real big on paying for Viagra. Even if it's not his prescription, now that's dedication!

Tog said...

Anon: paying for a law student to have sex for 3 years

Some people can read and comprehend; for the rest of us there's regurgitation.

(From TPM:) Fluke testified recently at a House hearing on the Obama administration’s birth control rule, after she was not allowed to participate in an earlier hearing that featured an all-male panel. Fluke told the story of a fellow law student who needed the birth control pill in order to deal with a medical condition. The friend ended up losing an ovary because she couldn’t afford contraception without insurance.

MissD said...

Also Anon, the taxpayers did NOT pay for the birth control. It was probably paid for by the same INSURANCE company that paid for Limbaugh's viagra. Furthermore, Rush Limbaugh is so fat that all the viagra in the world couldn't give him a woody! But at least we know he's incapable of being a slut.

CW in LA said...

So far we've seen that Brews doesn't know how cars, cholesterol, or NPR work; Lardbutt doesn't know how contraceptives work; and Anonydumbfuck doesn't know how health insurance works.

Kip W said...

Rush could be the expert here. You'd think if anybody knew about prostitutes, it would be somebody so personally repulsive he has little recourse but to go on pedo cruises to third-world nations with a suitcase full of boner pills.

Anonymous said...

What? Is this why they hate NPR so much?
DW

rewinn said...

Anonymous and co missed Rachel Maddow's deconstruction of Rush's sexual ignorance.

It's really funny. She noticed that Rush seemed to have a fundamental misunderstanding about how birth control works. Which isn't all that surprising, really.