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Saturday, March 24, 2012

That damned Extremist

What's Mallard raving about today?

Bears, Extremists, Liberals

Mallard's timing curse continues, as he chooses this week to insist that stereotyping based on appearance is just fine. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

(In reality Mallard's "timing curse" is not to hard to explain, given the fact that he's 100% wrong 100% of the time.)

5 comments:

DiR said...

Sooo, we're just out and saying that we think all arabs are terrorists, now? Okay then.

You know, bears aren't actually 25 feet tall, right? And they can't eat people in a single bite? I realized this is nitpicking, but I know you would just HATE to look like you're just talking out of your ass.

Tog said...

Liberals: "Don't paint everyone of an ethnicity, race, creed, or color with the same brush."

Batshit: "U R RASSIST! CHINEE EAT DAWGZ! HA HA! U STOOPIT LIBRLZ R STOOPIT!"

Meanwhile, Geraldo Rivera, seeking attention, has altered the Rapist's Defense to suggest that if you don't want to get shot, don't be black in a hoodie.

rewinn said...

"I hope you don't think everyone with a concealed weapons permit wants to kill me, just because a kid in Florida ran into one"

Neo Tuxedo said...

I clicked on the linked article. In other words, I got out of the boat. Why can't I stay in the [loving] boat? I don't even like mangoes.

Bill the Splut said...

By his logic, since liberals always welcome the chance to be killed by others unlike them, all conservatives must want to kill everyone unlike them. Bruce, do a "Conservatives: The Early Years" series! Your first strip in it could be of a defenseless bear cub being lynched by the Ku Klux Kavemen!