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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

That damned Hillary

What's Mallard raving about today?

Hillary Clinton

It's funny because nothing about it is true.

Oh, and nothing about it is funny.

7 comments:

exanonymous said...

Too true.

When Bush was elected president, hilarity ensued. That was the shining point of his career.

If Hillary gets elected and this is the best anyone can come up with, we're doomed to a long, boring presidency.

BillyWitchDoctor said...

It's funny because "It's My Turn" was the running Bush motto...Jeb thought he was a shoo-in to continue the Bush Dynasty until Li'l Dubbie screwed everything up so completely his own handlers began to wash their hands of him and his family.

Tinny, save yourself some time and just copypasta that picture of Mallard--like all the other lazy talentless hacks do in their strips. You can pick about three different images of Mallard and be set for life, lazy turd.

(It's nice to see you still have enough active brain cells to remember your no-more-Hillary-caricatures promise. Nobody thought you'd actually stick to it, though.)

factinista said...

Still no photos, though.

How about that. Mallard's upgraded from his old TV-watching blob to a recliner that phases in and out of existence.

rewinn said...

HOW TO BE A RIGHTWING CARTOONIST

1. Copy an attack from a blog somewhere

2. Draw a duck

3. You're done!

Raynfala said...

rewinn,

Shouldn't that be:

HOW TO BE A RIGHTWING CARTOONIST

1. Copy an attack from a blog somewhere

2. Draw a duck

3. ???

4. Profit!

dlauthor said...

No, no, no.

HOW TO BE A RIGHTWING CARTOONIST

1. Copy an attack from a blog somewhere while drinking.

2. Draw a duck. While drunk.

3. ??? (Dunno, I blacked out.)

4. You know.

Michael said...

Looks like Mallard is putting on some weight. The couch (which phases in and out of this dimensional plane) and ever present box of whiskey is finally catching up to him.