What's Mallard raving about today?
Too true.When Bush was elected president, hilarity ensued. That was the shining point of his career. If Hillary gets elected and this is the best anyone can come up with, we're doomed to a long, boring presidency.
It's funny because "It's My Turn" was the running Bush motto...Jeb thought he was a shoo-in to continue the Bush Dynasty until Li'l Dubbie screwed everything up so completely his own handlers began to wash their hands of him and his family.Tinny, save yourself some time and just copypasta that picture of Mallard--like all the other lazy talentless hacks do in their strips. You can pick about three different images of Mallard and be set for life, lazy turd.(It's nice to see you still have enough active brain cells to remember your no-more-Hillary-caricatures promise. Nobody thought you'd actually stick to it, though.)
Still no photos, though.How about that. Mallard's upgraded from his old TV-watching blob to a recliner that phases in and out of existence.
HOW TO BE A RIGHTWING CARTOONIST1. Copy an attack from a blog somewhere2. Draw a duck3. You're done!
rewinn,Shouldn't that be:HOW TO BE A RIGHTWING CARTOONIST1. Copy an attack from a blog somewhere2. Draw a duck3. ???4. Profit!
No, no, no.HOW TO BE A RIGHTWING CARTOONIST1. Copy an attack from a blog somewhere while drinking.2. Draw a duck. While drunk.3. ??? (Dunno, I blacked out.)4. You know.
Looks like Mallard is putting on some weight. The couch (which phases in and out of this dimensional plane) and ever present box of whiskey is finally catching up to him.
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