What's Mallard raving about today?
Look, it's bad enough when you attempt a technology joke when you don't understand technology. And it's bad enough when you attempt a pop culture reference when you are far too old to have any reasonable connection to pop culture.
But when you attempt a joke that is roughly at the intersection of both of those, the results can be tragic, as Mallard demonstrates today.
Then again we've got both a penis chin and a banana, so Mallard' s mind was clearly elsewhere.