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Monday, March 10, 2008

That damned substance

What's Mallard raving about today?

Senator Obama, substance.

Mallard Fillmore today officially conceded any remaining credibility, citing an entirely imaginary incident in which Senator Obama cited an entirely imaginary study, and insulted the Senator's intelligence while he was at it.

Meanwhile, President Bush vetoed a bill that would have limited the CIA's ability to torture people.


exanonymous said...

Ah, it's a democrat. If you think they said it, they did, right?

Remember, Bruce Tinsley doesn't feel the need to be accurate, all he needs to do is present himself as such and rely on the ignorance of his supporters and insulting those who disagree to keep up the sham.

BillyWitchDoctor said...

Tinny's trying to say that Obama's all about vague, empty promises of hope and change.

But Tinny thrashes about so clumsily trying to say it (he was actually doing better with those moronic "underwear-head" strips--see also rewinn's sweet analysis of yesterday's "USPoopyheadS" strip) that one can only imagine he's slipping on, and splashing around in, his own flopsweat.

Hey, Tinny...what's your opinion on waterboarding? C'mon, tell us! You're not afraid or ashamed, are you?

confused said...

Remember, Tinny uses asterisks which prove he doesn't make things up...

...I just felt a wave of sadness as I realized there are people who actually believe that.

*shakes it off*

Funny though, even in Tinny's world, Obama understands the meaning of a poll. Can the same be said for GW?

NLC said...

I admit to having my own questions concerning Obama's apparent substance-to-style ratio.

However, that said, to have to listen to the neocon Reagan-worshippers dare to whine about anyone's preference for "style over substance" just leaves me speechless.

factinista said...

You know, if it weren't for that bizarre chin, that would actually be a pretty good caricature of Obama.

Kaitlyn said...

I thought Obama's arms were lines creating a triangular panel at first.

Scanman said...

I thought Obama's arms were lines creating a triangular panel at first.

me too

Michael said...

The only "substance" that worries me is the flesh-eating acid that someone apparently splashed on his face.