What's Mallard raving about today?
How come I can't be paid for making total non-jokes like "coffee is a diuretic!"? Life just isn't fair.
Hey, it's a joke! Wouldja lookit that!
Was I wrong to interpret the 2nd picture of Mallard as reading his newspaper "on the pot"?
Tinshley's research into the health benefits of drinking six Schlitzes a day continues apace.
It's probably a reasonable point, but still...as geox said, he gets paid for this.(I have to admit, though - I rather prefer Mallard when he's making dull un-jokes than when he's making seriously depressing right-wing political commentary)
coffe isn't a diuretic, it's the opposite for most people. Aparently it just makes the artist shit a lot
Coffee does make you pee a lot,( so does beer. )
Eh, the world could probably do with a little more bathroom time and a little less constipation.
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