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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

That damned coffee

What's Mallard raving about today?

Coffee, bathrooms.

Apparently Mallard isn't skeptical of all science. Just science that doesn't conform to his political views.

8 comments:

GeoX said...

How come I can't be paid for making total non-jokes like "coffee is a diuretic!"? Life just isn't fair.

12xuser said...

Hey, it's a joke! Wouldja lookit that!

rewinn said...

Was I wrong to interpret the 2nd picture of Mallard as reading his newspaper "on the pot"?

dlauthor said...

Tinshley's research into the health benefits of drinking six Schlitzes a day continues apace.

Celia said...

It's probably a reasonable point, but still...as geox said, he gets paid for this.

(I have to admit, though - I rather prefer Mallard when he's making dull un-jokes than when he's making seriously depressing right-wing political commentary)

Bryce Baker said...

coffe isn't a diuretic, it's the opposite for most people. Aparently it just makes the artist shit a lot

MartyRotten said...

Coffee does make you pee a lot,( so does beer. )

exanonymous said...

Eh, the world could probably do with a little more bathroom time and a little less constipation.