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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Those damned topics

What's Mallard raving about today?

Barack Obama.

Mallard, I defy you to point to an instance where Senator Obama actually declared any of those topics off limits.

I'm waiting...

5 comments:

GeoX said...

I love the fact that arugula makes the list. 'Cause yeah, that's such an important, pressing issue, and it would be a horrible tragedy if fucktards like Tinsley couldn't go ON and ON and FUCKING ON about its endless ramifications. God forbid that the duck miss the deadline for his absolutely vital--VITAL, I tell you!--story about Obama's forbidden love for arugula-flavored lattes.

exanonymous said...

You know, if I made a list of everything that was not to be debated and therefore wasting J. Sidney McCain's time, it would be infinite in length as well. Hell, apply it to whomever his hero is.

Rubberbands.
elliptical machines
#2 pencils
shopping carts
lawn gnomes again
ice cream
dog poop
old fashioned rotary phones
the psychic predictions of Lara Croft
my armpit hair
candles from the dollar store
bald spots
Satanic ritual abuse
average height of ocean waves
mold
the guys on that television show Jackass
the lyrics to Rent
the newest Xfiles movie
rice crispies - snap, crackle, or pop?
roadkill- supper or no?
T.O.E and G.U.T.
the price of milk
the man in the moon
furbies
why there are never working batteries in the remote control
Animaniacs

MToje said...

Just what is Tinsley's fascination with arugula? It seems to come up often enough that one begins to wonder...

That's it! Tinsley is a closet elitist who wouldn't be caught dead eating the lettuce of the "great unwashed." Those people don't have the good sense or God's grace to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, so by no means will Tinsley want anything to do with them or their simple meals. The curtain is drawn back, duck.

Anonymous said...

I for one will never vote a president who can't bowl. I have principals you see.

Is it still O.K. to talk about Obama's scandalous love of elitist Spanish ham over an all America cheese steak (wit wiz) right? How about that time he ordered Orange juice?

We're talking about the possible leader of the Free World here! These are the questions that need to be asked!

Kaitlyn said...

I don't know... who would you rather have a beer with?

(Especially since you can vote before you can drink.)

In panels filled with writing, why does it look so bad? My writing is near illegible, but I know how to make it look good.

The writing is too harsh, it looks like it hurt the paper.