What's Mallard raving about today?
I love the fact that arugula makes the list. 'Cause yeah, that's such an important, pressing issue, and it would be a horrible tragedy if fucktards like Tinsley couldn't go ON and ON and FUCKING ON about its endless ramifications. God forbid that the duck miss the deadline for his absolutely vital--VITAL, I tell you!--story about Obama's forbidden love for arugula-flavored lattes.
You know, if I made a list of everything that was not to be debated and therefore wasting J. Sidney McCain's time, it would be infinite in length as well. Hell, apply it to whomever his hero is.Rubberbands.elliptical machines#2 pencilsshopping cartslawn gnomes againice creamdog poopold fashioned rotary phonesthe psychic predictions of Lara Croftmy armpit haircandles from the dollar storebald spotsSatanic ritual abuseaverage height of ocean wavesmoldthe guys on that television show Jackassthe lyrics to Rentthe newest Xfiles movierice crispies - snap, crackle, or pop?roadkill- supper or no?T.O.E and G.U.T.the price of milkthe man in the moonfurbieswhy there are never working batteries in the remote controlAnimaniacs
Just what is Tinsley's fascination with arugula? It seems to come up often enough that one begins to wonder...That's it! Tinsley is a closet elitist who wouldn't be caught dead eating the lettuce of the "great unwashed." Those people don't have the good sense or God's grace to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, so by no means will Tinsley want anything to do with them or their simple meals. The curtain is drawn back, duck.
I for one will never vote a president who can't bowl. I have principals you see.Is it still O.K. to talk about Obama's scandalous love of elitist Spanish ham over an all America cheese steak (wit wiz) right? How about that time he ordered Orange juice? We're talking about the possible leader of the Free World here! These are the questions that need to be asked!
I don't know... who would you rather have a beer with? (Especially since you can vote before you can drink.)In panels filled with writing, why does it look so bad? My writing is near illegible, but I know how to make it look good.The writing is too harsh, it looks like it hurt the paper.
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