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Thursday, July 10, 2008

That damned nose

What's Mallard raving about today?

John McCain.

Uh, Mallard. That's your duck bill, not a nose.

11 comments:

Michael said...

For how long to you need to practice if you have a nose like Jon Stewart's?

GeoX said...

I will never cease to wonder what the hell problem wingnuts like Tinz have with an apparatchik like McCain.

Scanman said...

I think Tinsley still thinks the character was his original proposal, A giant nose, That's right a giant nose.

David said...

One wonders what he has left to vote with since he's using both hands (wings?) to hold his nose (bill?)

EddyPo said...

I guess ducks can vote now. Who knew?

exanonymous said...

But dogs can't!

Just don't vote for McCain if you really don't want him to be president. It's a democratic process, and you're not allowed to vote "the lesser of two evils" and then distance yourself and say "I only voted for not-Obama, I didn't WANT McCain".

Mallard is a McCain supporter. Bruce Tinsley is a McCain supporter. And the votes at the end of the day will not know whether he held his nose or not.

Kaitlyn said...

For some reason, this reminds me of Opus and his nose issues, especially the plastic surgery. Only thing is, I would never buy a coffee cup with Mallard Fillmore on it.

No politician is perfect and none will please everyone.

What's the point of his whining?

Also, he's slipping. Mr. Noseworthy wasn't the stupid one today! Though he should have known that a duck of such morals as Mallard couldn't vote for Obama, even though he doesn't like McCain.(because he's not conservative enough!)

What world does he live in?

Kaitlyn said...

Eddypo - penguins have been voting for more than 20 years.

Celia said...

Mallard's nose would be the nostril holes in his beak. What he's holding there is his mouth.

Bruce, you fail at waterfowl anatomy.

Kaitlyn said...

Celia, holding his nose is so much better!

Kaitlyn said...

I meant mouth.

I blame the heat.