What's Mallard raving about today?
Cheeseburgers, profits, Signs, Grad Students.
Nice try with that first bit of text, Mallard. But cheeseburgers are not a basic requirement to run everything in society, unlike oil. As such, the comparison only reveals a lack of intelligent thought on the part of the author.
As for the second bit of text, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.