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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

That damned Respect

What's Mallard raving about today?

Disney, Marvel.

Whatever drugs Mallard is taking make him delusional and really, really boring.

15 comments:

GeoX said...

Jeez--is this as close as Tinsley can get in a family newspaper to a good old-fashioned gay joke? Always a new low with you, isn't it, Bruce?

Michael said...

Who's the one drawing musclebound naked men?

HT said...

...As a homosexual, I have to say, Jesus titty Christ why can't this man die of liver failure yet?

exanonymous said...

Sounds like someone's jealous that when Jack Sparrow acts like a drunk fool, girls like it.

I've known other guys who refused to see the movie because of the Johnny Depp love. The character Capt Sparrow was a threat to their masculinity on some deep irrational level. Not sure whether it was the mascara, the phallic obsession relating to the ship, the fact that girls punched him, that he was perpetually drunk and people found it charming, or that he did not act as a proper alpha male and yet was the most popular.

NLC said...

I just thought of something even more sad: Could this be an attempt by Tinsley to demonstrate just how "hep" he is?

"Look: I'm so up on modern culture that I can refer to characters like Ariel and Jack Sparrow are without feeling the need to explain who they are!"

I Hate Chuck Asay said...

Tinsley loves writing the Hulk, because that character uses slightly worse grammar than his.

O Disney and Marvel, do you not notice this blatant copyright infringement? Tinsley must be very rich, sue him!

Jazzbumpa said...

As Geox pointed out, there is at least an attempt at a joke.

In addition to what Michael said, I will again refer you to the gratuitous Blallard crotch shot.

As an aside, Ariel (not Jack Sparrow) is by far the hottest Disney princess.

WV: putspanc - what Tinkley secretly wants the Hulk to do to him

dlauthor said...

I doubt Tinshley's all that rich; I bet he sinks most of the income he gets from the seven newspapers where he still appears into liquid assets.

Ducky is Right said...

Hahahahaha! Jack Sparrow is played by Johnny Depp, and he's a pretty boy faggy fag gaywad queer-boy!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!

The irony is that the actually character of Jack Sparrow would fuck up Ducky in every way and twice on Tuesday.

rewinn said...

Isn't Ariel some sort of human-animal hybrid?

I mean, ok, she's a redhead and has a clamshell bikini top but isn't Tinkley's fantasizing 'bout her prohibited in Deuteronomy?

rewinn said...

"...the actually character of Jack Sparrow would fuck up Ducky in every way and twice on Tuesday."

Not just physically (although watching the moderately athletic Depp beat the crap our of the drunk Tinshley would be pretty amusing) but financially ... "Pirates of the Caribbean" is a highly successful product line. I don't especially like its content, but The Marketplace Has Ruled: the 922 Amazon 'Jack Sparrow' items outsell BOTH "Mallard Fillmore" books put together(Amazon rank 1,600,415 and 1,905,894 ) by an absurd ratio.

And all the drunken hack can do about it is mumble "You're gay!", which pretty much loses him a any youth audience he might have had. Our young kids are pretty much more open and accepting than our generation, which may explain some of Tinshley's rage.

Frank Stone said...

"O Disney and Marvel, do you not notice this blatant copyright infringement? Tinsley must be very rich, sue him!"

I'm willing to cut Brucie some slack here; the appearance of the Hulk in MF would qualify as fair use, being ostensibly parody. If he were to publish a comicbook called "The Incredible Hulk", on the other hand, Marvel would be well within their rights to smash him into chunky salsa.

Tog said...

@Rewinn: Remember, Tinsley's duck lusts after a human female. Besides, a neoconservative's professed love of "family values" seems to be strictly a beard.

Rush Nguyen said...

Sorry, but this cartoon is hilarious, and everyone in my 8th period gym class at Maple Grove Jr. High agrees with me. We also think you're a bunch of big FAGS for not getting the joke.

Even the fat kid who always gets picked last for dodgeball thinks you're losers!

Kip W said...

Tin Eye has finally found his audience! Coming up: an expose of mean old Ms. Gant, the lunch lady.