What's Mallard raving about today?
Health Care, Teabaggers.
Government wears pants?
The only way it could not be people who "pay the bills" is if the protesters were made up of non-U.S. Citizens who live outside the U.S. Which would be a cool protest, in an ironic sort of way.
And remember...this rule only applies when protesting things Mallard disagrees with. Otherwise, you're just a dirty hippie.