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Friday, December 18, 2009

Those damned Holiday Specials

What's Mallard raving about today?

Television.

Holiday Specials? Holiday Specials?

Mallard is waging a war against Christmas, ladies and gentlemen. Alert Bill O'Reilly.

11 comments:

Steve-O said...

Really? Was there absolutely NOTHING newsworthy happening 2 weeks ago?

Kip W said...

Mallard's pissed because nobody would option "The Duck Who Saved Sweeps Week."

exanonymous said...

You can turn the television to the "off" setting using your remote, Mallard.

rewinn said...

Tinshley: "I gotta great idea. 'The Duck Who Saved Sweeps Week' is gonna be big, really big! Kids love my cartoon duck."

Bartender: "Ok, time to shut you off. Man, your liver ain't what it used to be!"

Steve-O said...

I guess Mallard's waiting on the "Fox News Christmas Special" featuring Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity singing "O Holy Teabagger", and Bill O'Reilly singing "Silence Obama Night".

Ducky is Right said...

And yet, he still watches them. The food here is terrible, and the portions are so tiny!

Tog said...

I guess Tinsley DOES browse/troll D&C! He's dying to throw stones at Tiger Woods, but doesn't want to blow all that "hard work" he's put into rehabilitating his image ("I'm not racist! LIBERALS are racist!!").

So he's stuck re-re-redrawing his lazy-assed duck flabbing in front of the TV, and making "droll" commentary about the content that he can't seem to stop watching.

Bill the Splut said...

Wouldn't the Mallard Xmas special be not "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians," but "Bruce Tinsley Conquers Laura Mars"?

MartyRotten said...

You know, you don't HAVE to watch T.V. You could always turn it off and spend the night reading. I recommend books by Jim Hightower, Al Franken, Michael Moore and Richard Dawkins and maybe catch up on some back issues of THE NATION, FREE INQUIRY and MOTHER JONES.

Kaitlyn said...

He's not attacking Christmas, he's attacking Hollywood, which everyone knows is just another word for "liberal commies." (And if you're a liberal, you don't have to pay ten bucks a ticket!)

Do you ever wish their paranoid conspiracy theories were true? I mean, if Obama did half the stuff they say he's doing...

Frank Stone said...

Nice try, Marty, but asking Mallard/Brucie to read anything on that list is like asking a vampire to lie down for a garlic-and-holy water enema. It ain't gonna happen.