What's Mallard raving about today?
Mallard Fillmore wakes up one morning seething about the fact that the Arts gets about $146M in funding from the U.S. Government.
He never wakes up angry that Oil companies, already among the most profitable in human history, get around $4B from the U.S. Government.
No one is, of course, surprised by this. If Mallard were ever to exhibit intellectual honesty, he would no longer be acceptable to the Wingnut Welfare state and lose his only current and potential source of income.
On another note, one can only speculate about the significance of Mallard's choice of Cowboys to make his point.