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Saturday, May 14, 2011

That damned Candidate

What's Mallard raving about today?

DJ 3000: Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
Bill: [laughs] How does it keep up with the news like that? 
Mallard Fillmore copies the DJ 3000, only he thinks he actually made a joke worth making.

This is the kind of cutting edge quality we've come to expect from zombie comics whose main goal is not upsetting the septuagenarians who grew up on it.

Congratulations to Mallard Fillmore on those high aspirations!


Kip W said...

It's sweet that after all these years of being absolute best friends, Mallard's brain and ass can finish each other's sentences.

DJ 3000 said...

That lamewad Mallard sure was lame today. What a lamewad.

Tog said...

Time for Batshit to pretend he's "independent" again!

dlauthor said...

Wait, Tinshley wants to vote for the pro-choice, pro-health care, pro-gay Mitt Romney of yore? Fascinating.

Frank Stone said...

Mallard/Brucie, master of the partisan double standard, is pining for intellectual consistency?

Now, THAT'S funny.

rewinn said...

Obama's always been a pragmatist.

I don't think he needs Mallard's vote, but I'm sure he'd welcome it. That's the pragmatic thing to do.

Rootbeer said...

The quote from the Simpsons episode that aired seventeen years ago pretty much sums it up here.