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Friday, May 20, 2011

That damned Graphics Error

What's Mallard raving about today?

Donal Trump's Hair

All of that is fine, but doesn't explain his lower lip in today's panel. What's the hell is going on with that?

In other news, Newt Gingrich is challenging Trump for the fastest slide into irrelevance.


Tog said...

I breathlessly await Fair n'Balanced Truth-Speaker Bruce Tinsley's take on Newt's Once-In-A-New-American-Century campaign.

The Newtster and his running dogs (along with the ever-helpful Sarah Failin' Palin, who tried to paint David Gregory as a "racist" of the "lamestream media" for allowing Newt to call Paul Ryan's Medicare plan "right wing social engineering" and not editing it out afterward) have been sticking their floppy clown feet in it at every opportunity.

I have my suspicions that this insane slapstick act is intentional, designed to make the other assorted loony goobers the GOP has to offer look sane by comparison, but be careful, wrongwingers: the circus always has a bigger audience than the guys cleaning up after the elephants.

dlauthor said...

Donald who?

Oh, you mean the dour and humorless guy from the press corps dinner? The one who doesn't matter any more? Who was eclipsed by the President taking down Bin Laden, like the right wing was incapable of doing for more than seven years?

Yeah, that's topical.

Kip W said...

It's just a twist to the right.
Of news from weeks ago
With crummy art that's a blight
The only way you know-oh-oh!

But it's the talking points
That bring that right-wing gray-ay-vee train!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

David in NYC said...

Actually, given that it didn't even mention The Donald's politics, only his hair and his ego, this is actually, IMHO, semi-amusing. And the drawing even sorta looks like Trump.

On the scale of all comics ever, I'd give this about a C-. On the scale of Brucie's previous output, I would give it an A+.

Maybe he did this one without doing any research first.

David in NYC said...

Oh, I forgot to mention:

WV: quity. Honestly.

Tinsley: Sociopath said...

Tinsley blaming the colorist for the problems in a Mallard Fillmore comic is like a Neo-Nazi rally blaming the caterer for the problems with its entire organization.

Also, if Donald Trump does run for president, Tinsley is the one guy not being bribed who is stupid enough to vote for him. Trump is an evil man who has bankrupted his businesses, fired employees in order to line his pockets, and, worst of all, participates in a "reality" show.

Word Verification: Solpkl, Solp is the slowest, most painful thing possible, and kl is an abbreviation of kill. TInsley wants to solpkl anyone who is slightly different from him.

rewinn said...

did anyone care about this?

Anyone at all?

BTW --- here's my Top 5 Tips For Dressing For the Rapture. May it be useful to you!

Anonymous said...

DaveyK...In other news, Barack Hussein Obama told Israel to move back to the 1967 borders. Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu told the Muslim-In-Chief to pound sand.

Netanyahu sat down with Hussein Obama and handed him is lumch -- with respect, which made it even better.

The current resident of the White House/Oval office is a total disgrace.

Kaitlyn said...

"Muslim-in-chief" lol, what does that even mean, anon?

He's the chief Muslim? He commands the world's Muslims because they're not human, but robots?

MartyRotten said...

Wow! Tinsley's even turned against Trump! Trump must REALLY be blowing it!

CW in LA said...

I wonder if Anonymelonfucker is a troll for hire like Anonyconcerntroll.

Well, ya gotta earn your "lumch" money somehow, I guess, and as with the Tinsh, when you have no talent AND no scruples, wingnut welfare is a ready answer.

CW in LA said...

I wonder if Anonymelonfucker is a troll for hire like Anonyconcerntroll.

Well, ya gotta earn your "lumch" money somehow, I guess, and as with the Tinsh, when you have no talent AND no scruples, wingnut welfare is a ready answer.

Tog said...

Ha ha! The idiot trolls are back! Yay!

Shall I be the one to break it to Anonymous that Obama's "1967 borders" idea is hardly a new one?

If Anonymous wasn't so ignorant and reactionary, raising his hackles only upon command like a good little doggie, he MIGHT have known that the same two-state, pre-1967-borders policy was espoused by the two previous administrations. (That'd be Junior Bush and Clinton, anonydumbass.)

The "ironing" is delcious: Saturday's Mallard cites a spelling error in an e-mail (one that probably exists only in what's left of Tinsley's mind) to mock...well, anyone who sees what a shithead Bruce Tinsley is. Meanwhile, "Out To Lumch" is probably screaming into his tear-stained pillow that his post was altered by some liberal conspiracy to make him look dunb (sic).

DiR said...

It's cute how Annon thinks Israel is our friend.

rewinn said...

Does anyone care what Anonymous Coward thinks?

The Coward's impotent rage amuses me. And his political analysis is comical - Netanyahu is the latest in a long line of people who underestimated Barack Hussein Obama's ability to solve problems; most Israelis understand the need for a two-state solution and the 1967 borders make a fine starting point for negotiations. Every sane person understands that Gaza and the West Bank are strategic liabilities, not assets, to Israel's survival ( can reasonably argue about the Golan.)

Kip W said...

Clearly, Lumchbag gets his news from CBS, which left out the second half of Obama's sentence (mentioning "agreed-upon swaps") in order to make controversy out of something pretty much unexceptional.

CBS-loving commie!

Anonymous said...

Question for the liberals. Why do you dislike the Jews but embrace the Muslim Brotherhood and their terrorists?

First: My guess is that you are all ignorant and don't have a clue. Second: You will support anything Obama suggests.

CW in LA said...

Clearly when he's not helping his idols Target The Youth in his windowless white van, Anonymelonfucker is mumching Bleck's surgically butchered butt.

Tog said...

Yes, here at D&C, where we regularly take Batshit to the woodshed over his stereotypical big-nosed caricatures of The Liberal Media-Controlling Jew, we hate the Jews.

You can tell because we dare to be rather ambivalent about Netanyahu's reaction, and generally support Obama (who as EVERYONE knows, is an illegal Kenyan Islamofacist comminazi who forged that long form birkjdlk;awekfvc%imfmw!lqffffffff

...And because we openly celebrated the nailing of Osama bin Laden, you can be sure we are one with terrorists. Because "Muslim Brotherhood" and "Muslim" are the same thing, right?

You're not even trying, moron. But thanks for stopping by to be our pinata.

rewinn said...

The impotent rage of the Anonymous Coward is extra impotent today.

Kip W said...

Anon knows so much about our straw man image! It's as if he made it up himself!!

Tog said...

In a speech to Congress Tuesday (5/24), Netanyahu revealed that--by Anonymous' standards--he hates the Jews and loves terrorists.

"I am willing to make painful compromises to achieve this historic peace."

Now who doesn't have a clue, Bristol?