What's Mallard raving about today?
Hey, Mallard Fillmore hates these modern movies! Wow, how surprising.
We all know Mallard hasn't enjoyed a movie since Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. Unless, of course, you imagine he was one of the 5 people who saw Atlas Shrugged, Part 1.
But, at least at the Movies, Mallard's crotch is obscured by his feet.