What's Mallard raving about today?
The Royal Wedding
Like Mallard, I do not share any sense of fascination for the Royal Family or the Royal Wedding.
Unlike Mallard, my lack of fascination is not confused for superiority over those who are fascinated.
Also, Mallard, your TV is just following Free Market principles. Why are you such a Socialist? Why do you hate Capitalism? Why do you hate America?
Mallard Fillmore in 2-3 weeks: Why President Obama does not deserve any credit for the killing of Osama Bin Laden.