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Friday, October 21, 2011

That damned Story

What's Mallard raving about today?

Pets, Hallowe'en

Mallard thinks that average Americans deserve a break not a lecture. Except that he likes to lecture people on what he considers acceptable behavior, rather than preferring to allow the Free Market to make those decisions.

Mallard is a liar, hypocrite, and Socialist.

10 comments:

Tog said...

I don't know that anyone's ever said Mallard can't tell a scary story; it's jokes and truth with which he has problems.

In fact, as long as he so willfully regurgitates the ignorant garbage he's fed by FOXNews and Beck and Limbaugh and so on, he's quite the fearmonger; at least he can still scare stupid people.

Steve-O said...

Why would someone dress up a goat in a bee costume?

dlauthor said...

I've got a scarier one ...

Once upon a time, there was a pantsless duck who liked to lurk in the children's clothing section of the local department store, thinking to himself "slutslutSLUTrollingaroundonmydustyfloor ..."

Kip W said...

Mallard is, of course, making up the part that implies someone says he can't tell a scary story. What he really wants to do is pretend horror while giving himself an excuse to draw slutty big-headed dogs dressed up in tarty costumes as a first offensive move in a War on Halloween. ("Who's with me? WOLVEREEEEEEEEEENS!!")

Steve-O said...

Can you imagine the brain-storming session that resulted in this "storyline"?

Bruce Tinsley:BEEEEEELLLLLCH
Bruce's dog: arf?
Bruce Tinsley: Goddamnit, you'd look AWFUL in a Halloween costume, that give me an idea...
Bruce's dog:????
Bruce:ZZZZzzzzzzz

rewinn said...
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rewinn said...

Q: "Who says I can't tell a scary story?"

A: Everyone.

CW in LA said...

I dunno, rewinn; "The talentless cartoonist whose work is found everywhere because he embraced a despicable ideology" and "The nasty duck who would not go away" make me shudder every time I think of them.

Beef Wellington said...

The real scary story is tinz is still getting paid for this.

rewinn said...

"...tinz is still getting paid for this."


AUGH! NO! THE PAIN! THE STUPID! CAN THE UNIVERSE BE SO MEANINGLESS AS TO MAKE 'MALLARD FILLMORE' THE BASIS FOR AN INCOME???

Point granted!