What's Mallard raving about today?
there is a real occupy valentine's day blog and it is much better then anything mallard could come up withhttp://occupyvday.tumblr.com/
Another one of those days where you can't really tell which side Tinsley's trying to mock (and neither can he, most likely).Tinsley really put a lot of effort (by Tinsley's standards, anyway) into letting us know Mallard is a bottomed-out sociopath. He's not even smirking in the final panel; he seems to be dead serious about his bizarre conflation of holiday commercialization with the crimes of PG&E, Enron, and/or BP.
Must be hard for Tinshley to balance his hatred for people who want to do the right thing with his loathing of positive human emotion. Oh well, at least there's cheap whiskey!
This duck's habitual abuse of his human girlfriend makes a new and strong argument against bestiality. Who woulda guess Brewsky knew so much?
HAHAHA! JUST LIKE HOW OWS DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A POINT; THEY ARE TO LAZY TO GET A JOB!!!I'm seriously worried about Chant; what sort of repressed childhood trauma did she go through that makes her brain say, 'yes, this man is worth my time and love'?
DiR: who says she loves him? She's just putting up with his bullshit because ducks have giant corkscrew penises. (True fact. Google at your own risk because ZOMG the YouTube videos!)In fact, much of Mallard's personality becomes clear when you consider the possibility that Tinshley heard someone say "ducks have enormous twisted cocks" and in his drunken stupor thought they said "are."
I'm going to give a high C for this one. He drew the duck in multiple panels with ever-changing facial expressions, and the duck is called out for being cheap. Best of all, he snuck "down with... undies" past whoever should be watching out for stuff like that. Quite frankly, I'm having feelings of amusement, so let the good times roll! This is way better than, you know, usual.
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