What's Mallard raving about today?
Oh, Mallard, you're SO patriotic! Some people think you hate America because you shit all over its core values, but I know better...because you get bent out of shape over the National Anthem! It's cosmetic patriotism, and that's JUST as important and valid as the real thing! Maybe even more so! Like a little flag on a soldier's grave!C'mon, Batsie, if you'd just tossed an "and" into the mix, it would have read so much better: "In yet another Super Bowl shocker, Kelly Clarkson will be singing the National Anthem before the game...and is rumored to actually know the words of the song."...Uh-oh. Time for a week or two of STOOPIT LIBRUL SKOOLTEECHRZ DUNT LERN NOBUDDY NOTHIN, right?
How many times did Tinz try to draw Kelly Clarkson before he gave up and drew Rosemary Clooney?
It's a threefer!"The singers at ball games don't know all the words!""Stupid Americans don't know all the words!""Stupid song! Who can be bothered to learn the words?"And counting: "That liberal knows all the words? ELITIST!"
Thinly disguised duck hatred toward Xtina here.
Tinsley also sucks at drawing. That's not Kelly Clarkson, that's Tinsley's over 50 wife.I'd wager a year's salary that Tinsley doesn't know the words either.
I've got an idea: Let's try to inject some actual fun and humor into "Mallard Fillmore" by playing "Mad Libs" with the descriptive blurb at the Seattle P.I. site.Mallard Fillmore continues to be one of the most highly (ADJECTIVE) and (ADJECTIVE) comic strips, providing a(n) (ADJECTIVE) conservative viewpoint to the comics pages. Mallard Fillmore has been a (NOUN) for (NOUN) with the (ADJECTIVE) duck (ADVERB) addressing (NOUN) and lampooning (NOUN), (NOUN) and (NOUN).
I'd would really, really, like to see Bruce Tinsley's drunk ass get up in front of 100,000+ people in person and millions on television and try to sing the national anthem. What a dick.
If this is what a conservative viewpoint is, I see why their policies always fail.
Frank Stone - how's this:Mallard Fillmore continues to be one of the most highly (repulsive) and (inane) comic strips, providing a (fucked-up) conservative viewpoint to the comics pages. Mallard Fillmore has been a (boring comic) for (decades) with the (big crotched) duck (never) addressing (anything important) and lampooning (himself), (Republicans) and (his low IQ).
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