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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

That damned Feeling

What's Mallard raving about today?

Joe Biden

I'm sure Mallard wishes the most embarrassing thing the Republican clown car of candidates said came from 4 years ago instead of yesterday.

Dear Mallard: Better a knee-jerk than a regular jerk, such as yourself.


Frank Stone said...

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! (No, seriously!)

Oh, my god -- that's really all he's got, isn't it?? He claims to do 80 - 90 hours of research a week (which would work out to about 12 hours a day, btw -- yah, right), and that's all the dirt he's been able to dig up on Joe Biden! In four years!!

And to top it off, he actually has the tone-deaf, clueless chutzpah to get all defensively smug about it -- while invoking Google!! -- as though he really uncovered something significantly damning about Biden which liberals find so mortifying and shameful that they want to pretend it never happened (but which in reality was a silly gaffe that proved to be so inconsequential that Obama ended up choosing Biden as his running mate)!

Wow. Just... wow. When you manage to deliver a genuine laugh, you really deliver it, Brucie -- even if it's never the intentional kind.

Anonymous said...

And about 3.5 years ago, I had heard the remark "It's good, after all these years, that we finally have a President who is articulate!"


Kip W said...

It's pretty clear Tinsley is slow,
And there's a lot he doesn't know.
Newt gets a free ride 'n'
He's still ragging Biden
For stuff he said four years ago.

Rootbeer said...

I don't know why Tinsley is opposed to Biden's remarks -- he was basically criticizing the Jesse Jacksons and Al Sharptons of the left whose campaigns were perceived as promoting black interests exclusively.

This story is old enough to have been potty-trained by now. As Obama himself said in the immediate aftermath, "We have got more important things to worry about. We have got Iraq. We have got health care. We have got energy. This is low on the list."

Bill the Splut said...

PROOF that the Democrats are inferior to Republicans! Four years, and that's the dumbest thing Bruce could find. Danforth Quayle blows Biden away!

Anonymous said...

4 whole years ago - wow, that's like the dinosaur time! Well, Dan Quayle said something dumb 15 years ago, so let's obsess about that.

Bill the Splut said...

Yeah, AnonyBruce, let me not spend a second Googling a link of 5 long pages of hilarious Quayle quotes, why don't you get paid to obsess on ONLY ONE BIDEN QUOTE. For A WEEK.

The Reverend Moon must not do performance reviews.

Bill the Splut said...

Hey, Bruce, can you name a current left-leaning cartoonist who is doing a week of strips about something that happened in "dinosaur time" 4 years ago? Chuck Asay may have a caveman's opinions, but I don't see him acting like Obama/Biden hadn't even been elected yet. Also, he has an actual talent at cartooning. You...not so much.

Maybe you could do a week of strips complaining about how America's youth are being poisoned by Satan's new minion Pokemon!