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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

That damned Wish

What's Mallard raving about today?

Joe Biden

Joe Biden made that statement in 2008.

Care to compare how many times Newt Gingrich referred to President Obama as a "Food Stamp President" this week?

Care to compare to racist comments on Right-Wing sites, such as Townhall or Fox?

14 comments:

Frank Stone said...

Yeah, keep pummeling that mouldering equine cadaver, Brucie.

P.S. - It's called "perspective drawing". You could look it up. Not that you ever would.

Anonymous said...

A self-portrait?
Is that how Brucie thinks he looks?

DRW

Kip W said...

It's just so -sob- unfair! Joe Biden once said -sob- that Obama was clean and articulate! And yet -sob- Bruce can't scream out the N-word in public without -sob- some nosey bleeding heart getting all bent out of -snif- shape!

LEAVE BRUCE ALOOOONE!!!!!

dlauthor said...

I'm amazed that Tinshley can't even draw a bar properly. So much for "write what you know."

Unless that guy on the right's actually a little person.

Or maybe Bruce just falls off his stool so often that he thinks the bar's supposed to be neck-level.

Rootbeer said...

If Mallard is normal anthropomorphic duck size, then Elderly Canadian Archie Bunker on the left there must be about 6'4", and the guy on the right must be about 4'6".

The artwork was actually better when he was Ctrl-C Ctrl-V'ing the same Mallentine cherub into every strip.

CW in LA said...

Anyway, did anyone see the Little Green Footballs post on Fox News' message board after Whitney Houston expired? I never saw so many commenters who thought they were cute dropping the N-bomb with one of the letters changed.

Anyway, 80-90 hours of "research" a week has so far yielded three days on something everyone knew Biden said four years ago?

Bill the Splut said...

Day Three of "That One Thing Biden Said Years Ago" Week. Keep on being relevant, Tinny. BTW, Googling "biden sexist quote" turns up as a first result a right wing page of something he said about Palin...in 2008.

WV: botti; Mallard says "If I stop sucking, it'll be over my dead botti!"

Anonymous said...

Well, at least no one will ever accuse Biden of being "bright!"

Steve-O said...

Hey Anonyturd, errrr Bruce,

This is pretty fucking rich coming from the party of Sarah Palin and Rick Perry.

MissD said...

Anonymous - and no one will ever accuse Tinsley of not be retarded.

Since Biden made the sexist remark about Sara Palin, he was completely in his rights. A remark cannot be offensive if it is in response to some idiotic jibberish.

dlauthor said...

One needs to understand Tinshley's driving need to equate Joe Biden with the ex-cheerleader/draft-dodging-AWOL-pilot/drunken-failed-businessman/worst-president-in-the-nation's-history that he worshipped for eight years but now no doubt could not pick out of a lineup. See, the former says inopportune things from time to time, and the latter murdered the English language nearly every time he opened his cakehole! One likes trains, while the other liked letting major cities drown, killing brown people and American soldiers with unnecessary wars, and allowing the national economy to collapse in spectacular fashion! They're TOTALLY the same!

Once one understands that mindset, you're halfway into our Anonymous friend's own thought process. The other half, of course, being occupied by uncomfortable thoughts about the local Boy Scout troop.

rewinn said...

Hey Tinshley, I fixed that for ya!.

Seriously, if this sort of ancient non-issue is the best he's got, he's got nuthin!

Anonymous said...

Tinsley, if you hate the administration so much, I have an idea: Run for president with a cabinet of other comic creators: Rob Liefeld, Mark Millar, Greg Land, Rob Granito, Jeff Keane, Tim Fuckley and the creators of Baby Blues. You guys and all your fans can gather together in a building and discuss your plans.

(Private note to the other fans of this website: Please determine the cost and logistics of having a building shipped to a deserted island in the South Pacific.)

Word Verification: Vicea, Tinsley's vices are Rank A on a scale where Rank ZZ99 is roughly equivalent to Idi Amin.

Second Verification, after that failed: Dersell, the battery for retards like all of the above.

ajm said...

"One needs to understand Tinshley's driving need to equate Joe Biden with the ex-cheerleader/draft-dodging-AWOL-pilot/drunken-failed-businessman/worst-president-in-the-nation's-history that he worshipped for eight years but now no doubt could not pick out of a lineup."

Heh heh. "Tinshley," "driving" and "lineup" in the same sentence. Heh heh.