What's Mallard raving about today?
Mallard Fillmore continues to be one of the most highly contentious and celebrated comic strips, providing a unique conservative viewpoint to the comics pages. Mallard Fillmore has been a lightning rod for controversy with the right-leaning duck consistently addressing hot button issues and lampooning liberal politicians, the media and cultural establishments.Now THAT's funny.
So Mallard's just lonely and looking to jerk off to the voice of the woman who sold him his ... indistinct grey rectangle?
I'm shocked that Tinsley is abandoning a promising vein of belly laffs so soon. How about if the voice was saying, "Butt-dial 1 for English, Butt-dial 2 for Spanish..." There's a whole week's worth of mallard-style yoks here, dude!
The autobiography continues?
Mallard calls places where they say "Press 2 for Spanish?" -- in English?I'm starting to wonder if he has ever actually used a telephone for anything other than liquor delivery orders.
Another half-assed snooze-fest. Poor Brucie -- the effort he expended last week on not digging up racist, sexist, and offensive quotes from Joe Biden must have plumb tuckered him out!
Dialing technical support in the hope of talking to a saleswoman makes sense in what universe?
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