What's Mallard raving about today?
Wow, Batshit just never gets tired of this one, does he?...And he says he doesn't believe in recycling.Just for lulz, imagine this in a legitimately Christian, turn-the-other-cheek context. Why does Tinsley hate Jesus?
The early-years conservative is busy taking all that caveman's polished seashells rather than doing anything to help.After that, he's probably going to scribble a crude drawing of a moa on a wall, drink all the fermented mango juice, and drive his mastodon into a ginkgo tree.
Let's relabel this "comic". The bear is Bain Capital and the caveman is a profitable, functioning factory.. There, it works much better
The paleo-progressive isn't wrong, you know. Who among us was aware that thirty-foot-high cave bears ever existed?
You guys can mock, but note the absence of a staring duck and his crotch. I'll take the bear.
What incredible willpower it took Bruce to not put a hoodie on the bear! Remember, "That which doesn't kill you is something you already killed," or something philosophical like that.
Why does Tinshley hate Jesus?'Cause Jesus was a progressive. I mean, Duh.
Yes, progressives had cave bear awarness while conservatives ignored the issue and all got eaten up by cave bears.But the sad thing is, although one isn't born being conservative, they try and recruit young people, so we still have conservatives today although natural selection indicates that they should be extinct.
Every time Batshit does a strip about bears, I wonder if he realizes that Colbert's fear of bears, while based on Steve's own childhood nightmare, is a deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.WV: nerynwe adialich. I think it's Welsh for "godless killing machines".
Hey Brewsky, I fixed today's "comic" for ya!.(5 minutes in MS Paint, with an assist from http://www2.flamingtext.com for the fancy fun text!
Things That Will Never Stop Being Funny.
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