What's Mallard raving about today?
At first, I was tempted to say that, at Mallard's age, using a laundromat is a sign that your life took a wrong turn somewhere.
Then I was tempted to say that Mallard is an elitist dick.
But, then I realized that, since watching Fox "News" makes you actively more stupid, I realized that there's no joke here. Getting away from his house and watching something, anything, other than Fox is broadening Mallard's horizons.
So, you know, kudos for that, Mallard.