What's Mallard raving about today?
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Barack Obama, John McCain
Brave, brave Mallard. Daring to expose the media's obsession with celebrity.
One does have to wonder, however, if the media's obsession caters to obese waterfowl who plop themselves in gray blobs of furniture, eat snack foods in unlabeled purple boxes, and spend every waking moment watching TV.
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If you give these celebrities your attention, Mallard, then you're part of the problem.
Is...is Mallard trying to press his groin against the tube? I mean, I appreciate his efforts at self-sterilization, but, ew.
The only place I see Hollywood's mental-case "bad girls" (Hilton, Spears, Lohan*) get any substantial mention is on utter crapspew like Entertainment Tonight and Extra! (and I'll switch channels if it's on the breakroom TV at work).
So unless Bill O'Reilly has a Drunk Girls I Fantasized About In The Shower Last Night segment on FOX Trash Channel, once again Tinsley's really letting us know things about himself we didn't need to know, rather than scoring off of his target.
*Do these cretins do anything anymore, to warrant such attention? Or are they paid by the gossip rags to be "celebrities?" (Granted, Lohan's up for multiple Razzies for I Know Who Killed Me, but still...)
Barack Obama is on the TV, towards which Mallard is pressing his pantsless crotch. Coincidence?
That's not a bad caricature of Obama, by the way, when you consider this the same guy who draws Hillary like she was Condi Rice with vitiligo.
The timing makes this kind of chilling.
I notice Turdsley didn't draw a silly picture of McCain...
Fox News Channel constantly does those bad girl celebrity stories, especially when things look bad for Bush. So, they do it all the time.
A side note: My squiggley word was babyw.
I thought the duck as a TV anchornewsduck?
So what's he doing WATCHING the news?
Poor ducky --- he's lost his job!
billywitchdoctor:
If you were serious about that question re: Hilton, Spears and Lohan, Britney actually put out some pretty good pop last year. I didn't buy the album and I've never bought any of hers, but I will admit to guilty pleasure whenever I hear one of her new songs. Including the time I heard one of them played, and praised, by the rock critic on NPR during his top 10 of last year.
akpigla: The condition of lying pantsless in a squishy chair and eating snack food until your gut obscures the television.
OH MY GOD!!! Mallard's wearing a diaper
Hey, I recognize that box...
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