What's Mallard raving about today?
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Barack Obama, John McCain
Brave, brave Mallard. Daring to expose the media's obsession with celebrity.
One does have to wonder, however, if the media's obsession caters to obese waterfowl who plop themselves in gray blobs of furniture, eat snack foods in unlabeled purple boxes, and spend every waking moment watching TV.