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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Those damned scientists

What's Mallard raving about today?

Global Warming, Scientists.

400 scientists, none of which are doing their research for, say, an oil company or the AEI.

At any rate, this seems like an interesting time to mention that in the year 2001, the Flat Earth Society had approximately 3,000 members.


BillyWitchDoctor said...

Evolution Of A Meme:

Step One: Global Warming Isn't Real.

Step Two: Global Warming Is A Liberal Fantasy To Terrorize You For Reasons Unknown--ORANGE ALERT ORANGE ALERT!!

Step Three: Fine! It's Real! But It's Caused By Cow Farts And Evil Sun Activity So There's Nothing We Can Do To Stop It Or Even Alleviate Its Effects! Quick, Bulldoze Alaska!

Step Four (Current): Four Out Of Five Scientists Believe Global Warming Is Man-Made! I Choose To Believe The Fifth! FREEEEEDOMMM!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAA!!

Step Five: Why Didn't The Liberals Try Harder To Convince Us When There Was Still Time To Stop It? This Is All Their Fault!

Mallard: "It's a good thing I don't believe in evolution!"

exanonymous said...


Mallard, start naming them.

Oh, right, the US Senate Report! How STUPID of me! Of course US politicians conducted a thorough investigation into global warming!


I know! Let's take a poll! How many people think we're not humans but 14-foot squid people in human skins? If everyone says yes, then it's science! And if we all send letters to our congressmen that we think so, it's a scientific FACT!

rewinn said...

Only 400?

I remember when THOUSANDS of "prominent scientists" denied that cigarettes caused cancer.

Why won't industry buy more than a few hundred guys with PhDs? Are they just being cheap?