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Monday, January 14, 2008

That damned technology

What's Mallard raving about today?

Technology, India.

It would help if you weren't such an idiot that you believe everything salespeople at technology stores tell you.

Also, if you stay off certain...*ahem*...types of sites, you can limit your exposure to spyware.

6 comments:

BillyWitchDoctor said...

Sweet Mother of God.

I ARE TOO STOOPID TO HANDLE TEH WURLD AND IT TEH WORLDZ FAULT GORK GORK GORK

Protip: Read the instructions first.

Protip: Big Business' neverending thirst for ever-rising profit is the reason tech support's outsourced, you unwiped anus. Squawk about that if you dare, Mr. Speaks-Truth-To-Power.

Protip: Big Business' neverending thirst for ever-rising profit is also the reason you get sold stuff you don't need. Wooo....

Who's the idiot now, Tinny?

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ilron said...

Today's punchline:

LOL those brown people shore don't talk right like what we do man!

THIS RUNS IN NATIONAL NEWSPAPERS FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Kaitlyn said...

If the guy at the store is an idiot, why do you want to talk to him??

And sweet jumping Jesus, he really hates foreigners - even if they're not illegally living near him!

For the record, the only issue I have with calling tech support is the hold time.

rewinn said...

The duck blames the unskilled salesworker and the foreigner for being unskilled and/or a foreigner.

That's not only easier than blaming the corporation for choosing to hire them as a way to boost profits at the expense of service; it's also the reason the duck gets published.

It's a "kick-down, kiss-up" duck, employed to teach his readers to do the same.

That's why it doesn't have to be funny; its job is to teach, not to amuse.

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BillyWitchDoctor said...

The Onion's "Kelly" is better at this than Tinny, and he doesn't even mean it.