What's Mallard raving about today?
The Economy, Reindeer
Mallard Fillmore thinks people losing their jobs and families being unable to afford Christmas presents is hilarious.
Economically, he may not be part of the 1%. But he is part of the 1% in every other way.
For God's sake, are you really this much of a heartless bastard? I mean, we make fun of you all the time here, justifiably. But I've always assumed you were still basically human (or waterfowl, whatever) despite the fact that your politics are so misguided. After today, however, I'm starting to wonder if I may be being too generous in that opinion.