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Saturday, November 26, 2011

That damned Policy

What's Mallard raving about today?

Rudolph the Reindeer, Santa, The Economy

Mallard's really going to continue with this?


Tog said...

Well, he does have plenty of time to wrap this up and have his ignorant-drunkard fanbase forget it before he pretends to be all Christainy about Christmas for the December 25th strip.

Happy Pepper Spray, America! At least it's not lethal, right?

DiR said...

Remember: the length of time some one has been doing a job is directly inverse to the quality of their work. Take it from Bruce; he's been doing this for over 16 years!

Kip W said...

He has to do this. Market research showed that just about the last non-WASP group Tinsley hadn't purposely offended yet was reindeer.

rewinn said...

Reindeer shoulda had a union.

There are more people celebrating Christmas this year than at any time in history. So why is Santa's business down?

Management is lying to the reindeer.

Steve-O said...

If only Santa's taxes weren't so high, then maybe he could keep his reindeer. What's that you say? Taxes are at an all-time low? I can't believe Fox News lied to me!

Rootbeer said...

Let's face it, Rudolph wouldn't have made the cut if the workforce reduction were based on merit, either: he's too scrawny to help pull the sleigh, and doesn't get along well with the other members of the team.

On the off-chance that another freak Christmas Eve fog storm should occur, Santa could easily hire him as a temporary contractor. It's not like he'll have taken another job at the North Pole in the meantime.