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Friday, May 04, 2012

That damned Realization

What's Mallard raving about today?

Flat Tax Rates, President Obama

Isn't that cute! Mallard thinks he's got a zinger, there. Awwww.

12 comments:

Steve-O said...

Haha, Tinsley has no idea how the progressive tax system works. Either that or he's just a dishonest douche. You decide.

MissD said...

And if Obama did introduce a flat tax, Tinsley would be screaming,
"Obama, you stupid communist nazi!"

rewinn said...

@MissD ... indeed, it's all about disagreeing with what it is Obama says or does.

Don't you wish Obama would warn against eating yellow snow?

Iron Dragon said...

Webrage Pissing...the captcha feels oddly connected to Tinsleys creation today.

Anyhow, I would actually love to see any conservative out there that might actually have a mind for good satire try to argue this stuff. As it is this is just sad.

MissD said...

@rewinn
Good one! Maybe Obama should tell everyone to vote for Romney.

CW in LA said...

rewinn, MissD - My dream is for the prez to give an address where he says, "Please, everyone, I implore you, for the good of our nation and as a personal favor to Michelle and me, whatever you do, don't drown yourselves in vats of raw sewage"

Thus would Teabag Nation come to a gross but fitting end...

DiR said...

Gee, Bruce wants a flat tax rate? What's next, maybe a flat pay rate? Everyone in the country is paid the same? Is that your goal? Huh, STALIN?! I never knew Bruce was such a pinko Marxist.

What get's me most is the condescending "I'm so proud of you' at the start there. Fuck you, you non-contributing zero.

Neo Tuxedo said...

@DiR -- to call Tin Eye "non-contributing" is to overstate his contribution to society. He's better viewed as anti-contributing; like that of Nathan Barley, his very existence indelibly tarnishes the world's already-questionable track record. (That may in fact be unfair to Nathan Barley, a thing I would've sworn was impossible.)

Tog said...

I prefer the terms "moocher" or "leech" to describe Tinsley. For reasons of irony.

DiR said...

@Neo Tuxedo
Would you accept 'B-Arker'?

Neo Tuxedo said...

@DiR:

1) Sure. Just because telephone sanitizers turned out to have a place doesn't mean that, say, management consultants ever will.

2) Will that internets be carry-out or delivery?

Kip W said...

It's funny because Mallard demonstrates a lack of comprehension and declares victory after two seconds. Conservatives, if there's no room on the fridge for this one, just throw out that old Poison Control Center magnet! You never use it anyway.