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Sunday, May 06, 2012

That damned Year

What's Mallard raving about today?

College Athletes

In what way would a non-athlete college student provide "entertainment to a lot of people" during his one year at college? Is Mallard advocating prostitution as a means for paying college tuition?

Kidding aside, this may be the stupidest thing Mallard has ever written.

6 comments:

DiR said...

I have no fucking clue what he's talking about, so I don't have a reaction to today's strip.
I assume it's stupid, though.
Christ, hold on, I guess I gotta google this shit, one sec...
Nope, that didn't help any. This strips is fucking stupid. I think he's complaining about college learns being dumb? I dunno. I suspect that 'one and done' does not mean what Bruce thinks it means.

DiR said...

wow, "college learns'? herp derp.
I split the difference between 'college students', and 'not learning' annnnd that's what I came up with, I guess.

I'm going to bed.

Anonymous said...

I had to look it up; the only time I've seen 'one and done' used is by Huffpost trolls talking about Obama's term.

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1150413-college-baksetball-is-one-and-done-the-best-policy-for-college-basketball

In the aftermath of the entire starting lineup for Kentucky declaring for the 2012 NBA Draft, the phrase "one-and-done" has been put out on a silver platter and beaten to a pulp.
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I suppose that's the best time for the dumb duck to pull out his hammer and start banging away.

Kip W said...

There's the difference between Tinsley and DiR. One of them can tell when he's made a mistake. The other, I'm slowly becoming convinced, is some kind of defective AI that powered by a five-gallon jug of aphids.

rewinn said...

The sheer incompetence of the concept, scripting, layout, pencils, inking and every other aspect of today's "comic" makes it a meta-comic: so bad that it's funny.

Gaia be praised! Thanks to the internet, no trees were killed printing today's Mallard Fillmore.

Kip W said...

But the duck isn't in it, so we win again.