What's Mallard raving about today?
Teachers, Adjectives, Irony.
Now you're just wasting everyone's time inventing some lame criticism of teachers which has nothing to do with teaching.
Free yourself. Be proud of who you are. Take pen in hand and write "I fucking hate teachers" in big bold letters, ship that off to your syndicate, and be done with it.
Alternate observation: A Right Wing water-carrier who doesn't recognize irony? Next you'll tell me they are incapable of recognizing their own rank hypocrisy.