What's Mallard raving about today?
Mallard simplifies the economic crisis down for you.
Soul-patched, earring-adorned, tank-top wearing borrowers asked for loans they should not have been granted. They have not learned their lesson and are still asking.
Bankers have learned their lesson and are no longer offering loans to them.
Of course, bankers are now forced to sit in pink chairs befitting their status as the ultimate Socialists after the bailout.