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Sunday, October 26, 2008

That damned Hallowe'en

What's Mallard raving about today?

Elitism, Barack Obama.

"Mixed Spring Greens" (in actual quotes). What happened to Arugula?

One Presidential candidate has 8 houses and 13 cars, but Mallard feels the other candidate is the Elitist.

Or, based on the latest polling, he's complaining that over 50% of Americans, those supporting Obama over Blinky McCrankypants, eat food that he does not approve of.

Either way, this is a tired and false premise.

11 comments:

fuckreagan said...

I think that this is racist irony. Tinsley thinks that White guys eat tofu and salad while what he calls "niggers" and "ricans" eat fried chickens, watermelons, collard greens and shitty hog parts. Fuck Tinsley.

GeoX said...

Man, they don't get much stupider than this. I mean, it would be one thing if he were talking about some actual fringe group, but really, Tinsley? Obama supporters? More than half the country consists of élitists/DFH's? Okay then!

GeoX said...

Now I want to play:

"I got raw, bleeding meat again..."

"Chick tracts..."

"Boxes of ammunition..."

"Anybody want a copy of The Turner Diaries?"

"That's it!...no more trick-or-treating at houses with "McCain" signs on the lawn..."

"Envelopes filled with white powder!"

Gold-Digging Nanny said...

Ha ha ha! Oh, those crazy Liberals and their nonbelief in candy! It is to laugh.

12xuser said...

More from the McCain houses:

Horehound drops . . . .
Bridge mix . . . .
Tuna-noodle casserole . . . .
Jar of Miracle Whip . . . .
Polar bear steaks . . . .
Bald eagle wings . . . .
Box of Polident . . . .

NLC said...

For me, the height of the elitist lunacy was the whole "bitter voters" brouhaha.

Do you know anybody who is not bitter about the direction the country has taken over the last eight years?

For someone --who is so out of touch with mainstream American voters so as to claim that such a characterization is somehow loopy-- to turn around and label as "elitist" someone who made such a comment sense observation is just, well, laughable.

...or would be, were the stakes not so high.

ajm said...

It's primarily CONSERVATIVES who protest Halloween for promoting withcraft and Satanism, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Ok, panties in a twist for conservatives at Halloween time. How do they justify Satan playing for the Pittsburgh Penguins? Huh? Palin? Hockey mom? Satan? Hockey? Huh? Huh? Huh?

(Hint: search for "Satan and hockey" for more information).

Ok, I just wrote something stupid.

Like Tinsley.

exanonymous said...

My parents bought candy to hand out. Stupid Obama supporters who didn't get the message.

It's funny though because it's healthy stuff (greens, water, tofu). So Obama supporters are promoting longevity and healthier life styles that have a smaller impact on the rising health of cost insurance, and this is BAD.

Anthony said...

12xuser: horehound drops and bridge mix made me laugh out loud. and i'm actually quite fond of horehound drops.

Anonymous said...

I actually thought it was so funny I spit out my orange juice. It hit close to home. Out of tofu, but everything else was within 5 feet of my grasp when I read the comic. But, yeah, I'm handing out candy. Those freakin energy saver bulbs cost too much!