Chris Dodd's Neck
The nominees for Most Disturbing Image (Mental or Visual) are:
- William F. Buckley - No matter what you think of Mr. Buckley, he did not deserve to be remembered in this way.
- Drill Her! - Uncle Sam is going to fuck a taxpayer here and now!
- Constipated McCain - UNNH! Best case John McCain is passing a stone. Worst case, he's having difficulty crapping his pants. Either way, it's not an image that's very pleasant.
- Chris Dodd's Neck - WTF is Chris Dodd's head perched on? This is the goiter version of last year's winner in this category.
- Mallard's Crotch - A representative panel (there were many to choose from) in which Mallard sits watching his TV, with his crotch disturbingly exposed toward the reader.