What's Mallard raving about today?
Hmmmm, now it is just a straight Bailout, without the scare quotes. Not sure what to make of that.
Anyway, we have a contender for the Worst Metaphor of 2009.
Unless this is not a metaphor and the secret bailout plan is to for Congress to gamble on sporting events and then fix the outcome!
Because that would be the most awesome solution to this problem I have ever heard.