What's Mallard raving about today?
So, today's joke, such as it is, is that Rod Blagojevich has funny hair.
This incisive observation, little more than a schoolyard taunt, is appearing in newspapers across America as an example of Republican wit.
To make matters better, the accompanying picture doesn't even look like Blagojevich's hair.
On another note, I can now spell Blagojevich without having to look it up. That's not good. (Update: I spoke too soon!)