What's Mallard raving about today?
Readers, planes, press, ears.
They should have looked it up on the Internet? Because, God knows, it couldn't possibly be false if it is on the Internet.
By the way, Mallard likes to have sex with goats.
Know how I know that? Because it appeared on the Internet. Specifically, on this blog in the last paragraph.
Point #3 would be easier to defend if Mallard had, for example, done more than one caricature of President Bush in the last two years. What do you think of that claim?