What's Mallard raving about today?
The Media, Barack Obama.
A 2009 Golden Ellipse bonanza!
An early 2009 contender for Worst Metaphor since dependence on foreign adjectives is as stupid a concept as I have ever heard.
Also an early contender for Highest Text-to-Image ratio, since the images of Mallard were not even strictly necessary.
Finally, a Straw Man which asserts that the media are out of step with America in terms of optimism about President Obama (man does it feel good to finally write that down!) when in fact Americans of all stripes are hopeful.
But, when you refuse to allow any dissenting opinions or data into your world view, you pretty well insure that you will become Mallard Fillmore.
And at the end of the day, no different than yesterday.