Mallentine from Barack to Hillary!
The nominees for Worst Rhyme Scheme are:
- BCS Voting - no discernable meter, one line with no rhyme at all, and a sign which breaks the whole thing up
- Mallentine from Barack to Hillary - The text makes no sense whatever, and the final line is unimaginably bad.
- Damp Stamp - 33 words to rhyme damp with stamp...and damp is thrown into the text only to enable the rhyme!
- Bitter Pigeons - Shoot a pigeon? When you have to go this far to create a rhyme, use prose.
- Speech Codes - At least twice as many words as necessary.