What's Mallard raving about today?
Congress, The Bailout.
Again with the "bailout" in quotes. I really wish Mallard would explain why he thinks this is only a figurative bailout.
Although I suppose if I were a brainwashed ditto-head, I'd already know.
Anyway, if only 134 members of Congress drop dead laughing, there should still be a quorum, right? And the least sympathetic members died of laughter, so all in all, this sounds like a good Opportunity for Small Business to get what they want.