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Saturday, April 04, 2009

That damned size

What's Mallard raving about today?


Mallard finally drops his feeble attempt to link hamburger size and the economy and devolves into simply complaining about hamburgers.

Mallard loves the Free Market, until it limits how much food he can stuff into his beak.



NotannonNotcow said...

I think the mini-burger thing at BK is rather lame. But I'm not lame enough to go on and on about it for a whole week. Heck, this is the first time I've told anyone that I think the mini-burger thing is lame.

Mallard: Get a life. And get off my comics page.

BakaHoushi said...

In defense of the mini-burgers, if you eat at Burger King or McDonald's or White Castle, you are already unbelievably pathetic.

nlc said...


....if you eat at [....] White Castle, you are already unbelievably pathetic.

HEY!! It's bad enough from Tinsley --we expect it from him -- but don't you go insulting my cultural heritage, bub!!

[WV: mater: At last, a Pixar reference. May Tinsley will learn something.]

exanonymous said...

Wow, I have so many questions.

Is that Chet? Why is Chet obsessed with hamburgers? Are there many people obsessed with hamburgers and size? Doesn't Freud have things to say about size obsessions? Isn't the news of hamburgers spread through excessive television watching? Isn't it commercials that feature hamburgers? Doesn't Mallard have a day job?

Thought-provoking piece, ultimate straw man aside.

rewinn said...

Aren't ya'll missing the delightful existential humor of taking a lame "I hate mini-burgers" joke ... and SUPERSIZING IT???