What's Mallard raving about today?
Pirates, Spokespeople, Tolerance.
The pirates were shot by Navy Seals, pretty much to the general acclaim of the entire world (save the Republican Party's leader, Rush Limbaugh, who miraculously found a way to criticize President Obama over the incident).
So what exact tolerance is Mallard talking about?
Seriously, this may rank as one of the biggest Straw Stretches in Mallard's contortionist history.